A Love Letter from Catwoman Selina Kyle: ‘Batman Returns’ Review

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People say “Cat has nine lives”.

I don't believe in it.

Every girl who works hard in metropolis has a princess dream in her heart. She works hard and tries to integrate into the life of a big city. I am also like any other girl.

On the phonograph, the mother is still complaining about why her daughter doesn't come home for Christmas. After a busy day at work, I returned to a small apartment I was renting in a big city. When I entered the door, I was greeted by a little kitty.

The gramophone said that the new ecstasy perfume in the department store can make the man around you fall in love with you. I turned off the phonograph because the perfume didn't work and my boyfriend just broke up with me.

The gramophone also said that with this new ecstasy perfume, your boss will leave you alone after get off work to have a candlelight dinner with you. I didn't believe it even more, because I discovered the boss's evil plan because of my curiosity, and he pushed me off a tall building.

Falling from a tall building with dozens of floors, I seem to be dead. 

🐱Curiosity kills cats🐱

After a long day at work, Miss Kitty and I headed back to our little apartment.

In the meantime, I put on the mask.

My name is Selina Kyle,

During the day, I am an assistant to the owner of the largest department store in the city.

But you can call me Catwoman when the night comes.

Cause I'm the craziest bad girl of the night in the city.

I am resurrected because I want revenge.

That night, I blew up that bastard's department store in my first appearance, let his store go down with his perfume.

But this is not my ultimate goal.

I want his life.

The next day I went to work as usual, I met him and I confess I fell in love with him the first time I saw him.

Will he disrupt my evil plans? There seems to be a deer bumping around in my heart.

It's strange why every time I start a revenge plan, someone always comes to make trouble.

Yes, I’m referring that “bat”.

🦇Batman🦇

The “flying mouse” said to me: If you eat the parasite, it will be fatal.

I said: But if you mean it, that kiss could be deadlier.

Teaming up with Penguin might kill that nasty stumbling dead bat, though being with the Penguin really makes me sick.

By chance, I met him on the corner of the street, and he even invited me to have dinner in his castle.

Would I decline his invitation?

Of course, I wouldn't say no, but that was out of the question, and having dinner with him was so good it would make me forget that I had more important things to do with my life—my revenge plan.

Penguin killed me too,

He made me fall from a height of hundreds of meters.

This time I was indeed dead, but I was still alive.

Because I haven't finished my revenge plan yet.

At the masquerade, I met him, he seemed to come to me on purpose, and we danced together.

He said, "If you eat a sycamore, it will be fatal."

I said: But if you mean it, that kiss could be deadlier.

On that Christmas Eve night, we were face to face, and he took off my mask.

He said: Come, Selina, come with me, and come with me back to my great castle.

I have already promised ten thousand times in my heart, Bruce, I am willing to live with you in your castle. But not now, I have nine lives in total, and now I only have the last one left, and I will save it for next Christmas.